Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Love & Football Pt 2- Argentina


One again I love football! I might not know much but I LOVE FOOTBALL!  And yes I am still undecided as to whom to support much to the chagrin of my friends. I was informed by the official football guru Mr Keston Harewood that I was allowed to support 2 teams ONLY if 1 was a top contender and 1 was an underdog. Unfortunately Kessy you only compounded the problem as now I have come to realise that I was also in support of 2 underdog teams- South Africa and Japan (the latter I had no idea I was even supporting until I felt heartbroken that they were going home yetserday)

Both my underdog teams, however are out of the World Cup already :-( so Argentina still rages the main battle for my heart. 
BUT...... The last time I checked I was a woman (and I showered today so I'm pretty sure of the fact!) and the second best thing about football, after the actual playing of the game was FOOTBALLERS!!!! Gorgeous, Fit Amazingly Sexy MEN!!! So I have decided to share a couple of my favourite players from my FAB 4 teams.

(disclaimer: I did not pick my player on their exeptional skill although come to think of it most of them are amazing players!... ;-p)

Gonzalo Higuaín---- sighhh!

Juan Sebastián Verón- because every girl has the hots for a slightly older man!

My official horner man Lionel Messi

And because I always knew I had a thing for goalies :-DDD
SERGIO ROMERO!!!







Have fun ladies and I'll be back later with Japan!


Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Love & Football


Its WORLD CUP AGAIN!!!!! Oh South Africa I beseech thee, do not disappoint me.I've waited 4 years for you to ravage me with top quality pulsating football! As I've already said on the Maccobook, (Fassbook, Two-facedbook) this year I am being unfaithful! Ever since I was a young (er) one, more specifically World Cup 1994 finals when Brazil beat Italy 3-2 on penalties (be still my beating heart!) I have had a torrid love affair with the Samba Boys.
The mere thought of Ronaldo & Ronaldinho my buck-toothed babies leaves me starry eyed!!! This year, however, Argentina has caught my eye and is holding the gaze.


I don't claim to be a football expert, far from it actually. A real football expert or any 17 year old boy who owns a pair of tugs (local slang for football boots for all my out of towners & btw for all Americans, no disrespect but during the World Cup, there is NO SUCH THING CALLED SOCCER!!! insisting on calling this noble game that will be considered disrespect * not really...... actually.... yeah, yeah it will!*  but I digress ;-p) would deem me a football idiot! I cannot identify a goalscoring Argentinian from Adam  with the exception of the great Mr Diego Maradona




and my new outside man  Lee.. Oh.. Nell  MESSI!!!!!!!


 This young boy launched a skilled campaign into my heart. First he appears non imposingly enough on my radar in the Barca red & blue. I'm allowed to love him, my mind tells me, after all, he's with Barcelona! I did not know that that was his plan all along. He befriends my true love (represented by Ronaldinho of course) and then stole me from him.
 Or so he taught. I'm on to you Messi! You can't just waltz in here and break up a happy home! I'm already planning to move to Brazil whenever I'm pregnant with my sons. I WILL RESIST YOU! No, I won't your charm is too much for me.I will be a captive audience whilst you whisper sweet nothings in my ear regaling  me with all the goals you will score for me, although I must say that you did not against Nigeria... Maybe it was because I was not watching, I'll do better next time if you promise to also.

I'm giving you fair warning though, Mr Argentina, if the World Cup Finals comes down to a showdown between you and my first love I will be standing behind MY MEN!


Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Poetry- Money

Ok so its the 1st and I didn't get paid. I feel like I'm going crazy which made me think of a poem I wrote a while aback. We all wish at some point in time that we had more money, the question now is how much will we let it control us?




MONEY

Oh you evil beast of burden bearing the world such pain and torment
Masquerading as the saviour as the saint as the solution
But you sanctity is of no valour here
You enshroud us in fear of your absence
Your ensnare us with your arrogance
How dare you decide who lives and who dies
Who is worthy of merit and praise
You FALSE GOD!
You mock us!
And the more you do is the more we need you
The more we crave and desire you
The less we are able to live without you
And we dare not doubt you
You carry such clout
Such esteem
I am sure if you ever took a moment away from your greed
You would beam in pride
That you are the now the primal motivation for the masses
Making us sycophantic vassals
Devoid of original thought because your imagery is everywhere
Well I break free of your snare
And return you to where you should be
You foolish knave
I am the master and you are the slave
You do what I tell you to do
You go where I tell you to go
No longer will you possess the ability to say NO
I will stretch you to you limit till you beg for relief
You will know grief because of me
I will work you so hard will not breathe
Whenever you try to leave I will yank you by your chain
At my feet you will remain
I will be the bane of your existence as you have been the scourge of mine
You imitation of the divine
You will rue the day you ever tried
To control ME!

©Chase

Friday, May 28, 2010

Ky-mani Marley is a SEXY BEAST!

So Ky-mani Marley is the son of the late great Robert Nesta and and table tennis champion Anita Belnavis. I am not about to go into a dissertation about him, I just want to reiterate that he is a SEXY BEAST! Almost as sexy as my future husband (a girl can dream sigh!) his brother Damian. Ladies, enjoy.... Gentlemen... doh hate!



And as an extra bonus a little compilation video (I didn't create it) of the song from the movie One Love also starring Cherine Anderson.



Thursday, May 27, 2010

Steelyhn Biiich Pihks!

So as usual we go to the beach and take more pics than anything else. ;-p

because I'm vain!

and my cuz & I love pics

in s 5 * restaurant whoo!!!!

where you can find d jam sandwich (inside joke)

and bcuz she's gorgeous!

and i'm still vain :-D

and we're idle!

enough to build a "jacuzzi" for the kids

when they're not "swimming" lol

and we're not being more vain

or playin...

our version of football (i got kicked off the team in 5 mins lol)

and d "fellas" drinkin & limin on d corner

while we make Leon feel like a superstar 4 his b'day

and cookie monster shares a loving moment with his mummy

and his Godmummy

and the love of his life

while the jam sandwich

reminisces

about
the cave

and a fabulous day!

Monday, May 24, 2010

The Only Skin Pigmentation That Should Matter Is What's Left By The Electoral Ink!!!!

I am about to leave my house to vote in today's General Election! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!! Ask me not who I am voting for... That's my beeswax! I will simply state that I am voting on issues. That I did my research and am making what I believe is the best decision for me!

What has been disturbing me greatly though is the polarisation that I have been witnessing in terms of the electoral discussion, not because there are two separate options up for selection (The PNM & The People's Partnership) but that the most debated issue in this whole BLASTED election is RACE!!!!!! WDMC!!!!! (To all my non local readers its our version of WTF! Yeah they got me that mad!)


The last time I checked Trinidad and Tobago was a country of vibrant, welcoming, personable, proud and INTELLIGENT people! Why race is a bloody issue in the first place I cannot understand because less than 10% of the damn country is made up of only 1 racial background. Ladies and gentlemen if you are blind, senile or have been living under a rock let me clarify for you. We have successfully "douglarised" the NATION!!!!!

 So you can expunge from your thoughts any kind of racism because if you didn't realise it jackasses you're either talking about your grandparents, your cousins or your grandchildren. We are ONE race the HUMAN race and it's about time we started acting like it.
The only colour that should matter is the maroon/purple whatever colour it turn out to be on your hand when the electoral ink hits your finger when you're finished VOTING!!!