The Bitch is Back!!!

My father is the most cantankerous individual that I have ever had the pleasure (and sometimes that word is used loosely) of knowing.

 He is stubborned,

 opinionated,

 argumentative

 and on many ocassions incredibly rude.

 I LOVE HIM!

 It took me a while to figure it out but Daddy is actually thoroughly entertaining. One day when we were in the throes of a heated debate that I should have had the good sense to know I wouldn't win (even though I was right) he gave me a little nugget of information that only made sense to me last Wednesday (at about 6:00pm to be exact)

Crystal: But Daddy yuh wrong!

Harold: How I could be wrong. Yuh talking chupidness man! (In his you are annoying me singsong voice)

Crystal: Even if yuh right Daddy, that wasn't very polite      (but he WAS wrong)

*insert nugget of invaluable information here*

Harold: At my age I don't have to be polite. You still young, you have to be nice to people. I don't have to be nice to anybody. At my age all that matters is being RIGHT.

I laughed and shook my head..... because he was wrong, and because I envied his freedom. To be free of judgement and stigma. To not really not give a shit. Hmmmn I processed this info, cut into digestible cubes and consumed it and..... At 6:00pm, on September 29th, 2010, the exact moment I turned 25, which had always been my childhood threshold of old, I got it! 

(well other than this...)

My daddy was great. My daddy was a guru. My daddy was a GANGSTA!

Disclaimer: Not my Daddy

And me being his offspring.... well, I'm a badass too!

So YEAH my birthday sucked crusty balls!

Yeah! I'm broke! Yeah I'm unemployed! Yeah I cuddle my GRANNY! (Please nobody tell her I called her Granny or she'll kill me)

And yeah I haven't written on my blog in over a month!

So watchugona do about it huh? huh?HUH?

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Didn't think so!

So anyway ppl if you haven't realised it yet, that was my apology for leaving you stranded so long. I promise I'll do better!

MWAH!