The Bitch is Back!!!

My father is the most cantankerous individual that I have ever had the pleasure (and sometimes that word is used loosely) of knowing.

 He is stubborned,

 opinionated,

 argumentative

 and on many ocassions incredibly rude.

 I LOVE HIM!

 It took me a while to figure it out but Daddy is actually thoroughly entertaining. One day when we were in the throes of a heated debate that I should have had the good sense to know I wouldn't win (even though I was right) he gave me a little nugget of information that only made sense to me last Wednesday (at about 6:00pm to be exact)

Crystal: But Daddy yuh wrong!

Harold: How I could be wrong. Yuh talking chupidness man! (In his you are annoying me singsong voice)

Crystal: Even if yuh right Daddy, that wasn't very polite      (but he WAS wrong)

*insert nugget of invaluable information here*

Harold: At my age I don't have to be polite. You still young, you have to be nice to people. I don't have to be nice to anybody. At my age all that matters is being RIGHT.

I laughed and shook my head..... because he was wrong, and because I envied his freedom. To be free of judgement and stigma. To not really not give a shit. Hmmmn I processed this info, cut into digestible cubes and consumed it and..... At 6:00pm, on September 29th, 2010, the exact moment I turned 25, which had always been my childhood threshold of old, I got it! 

(well other than this...)

My daddy was great. My daddy was a guru. My daddy was a GANGSTA!

Disclaimer: Not my Daddy

And me being his offspring.... well, I'm a badass too!

So YEAH my birthday sucked crusty balls!

Yeah! I'm broke! Yeah I'm unemployed! Yeah I cuddle my GRANNY! (Please nobody tell her I called her Granny or she'll kill me)

And yeah I haven't written on my blog in over a month!

So watchugona do about it huh? huh?HUH?

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Didn't think so!

So anyway ppl if you haven't realised it yet, that was my apology for leaving you stranded so long. I promise I'll do better!

MWAH!

Steelyhn Biiich Pihks!

So as usual we go to the beach and take more pics than anything else. ;-p

because I'm vain!

and my cuz & I love pics

in s 5 * restaurant whoo!!!!

where you can find d jam sandwich (inside joke)

and bcuz she's gorgeous!

and i'm still vain :-D

and we're idle!

enough to build a "jacuzzi" for the kids

when they're not "swimming" lol

and we're not being more vain

or playin...

our version of football (i got kicked off the team in 5 mins lol)

and d "fellas" drinkin & limin on d corner

while we make Leon feel like a superstar 4 his b'day

and cookie monster shares a loving moment with his mummy

and his Godmummy

and the love of his life

while the jam sandwich

reminisces

about

the cave

and a fabulous day!

A Trini Love Poem

Found this online and had to share....


You are the essence in my mauby
De fish in my fishcakes
I love you love you dearly
You are the lard oil in my bakes.
You are the coconut in my sweetbread
De pigtail in my rice
Just like piece of curry goat head
I will love you till I dead.

You are the sardine in my gravy
The dumplin in my soup
I love you more than gambling
Yes I love you bad fuh true
Like fig leaf around my pastelle
I'll be always close to you
Sweet like sugar in your green tea
I'll do anything for you.

You are the sauce around my Cou Cou
Hot like sweetbread when it done
In my arms I love to hold you
Just like a glass ah rum
I will stick to you like dandruff
Like the corns upon your toes
Like the fat around your belly
I'll be everywhere you go.
Cause you are my black pudding
And I know I am your souse
When you call I will come running
Like when a boar cat see a mouse

Oh my pepper on my pork chop
Sweet like sorrel when it mix
When my hands caress your body
You feel just like a couple-six
You are sweeter than a snowcone
I will give you all I own
You are sweeter than a hambone
Soft and sweet like piece of pone
No one can take me from you
Not in this life or death 

My Trini girl I love you
It's just your mudda ah cant take.

Putting my spin on things :)