Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Love & Football


Its WORLD CUP AGAIN!!!!! Oh South Africa I beseech thee, do not disappoint me.I've waited 4 years for you to ravage me with top quality pulsating football! As I've already said on the Maccobook, (Fassbook, Two-facedbook) this year I am being unfaithful! Ever since I was a young (er) one, more specifically World Cup 1994 finals when Brazil beat Italy 3-2 on penalties (be still my beating heart!) I have had a torrid love affair with the Samba Boys.
The mere thought of Ronaldo & Ronaldinho my buck-toothed babies leaves me starry eyed!!! This year, however, Argentina has caught my eye and is holding the gaze.


I don't claim to be a football expert, far from it actually. A real football expert or any 17 year old boy who owns a pair of tugs (local slang for football boots for all my out of towners & btw for all Americans, no disrespect but during the World Cup, there is NO SUCH THING CALLED SOCCER!!! insisting on calling this noble game that will be considered disrespect * not really...... actually.... yeah, yeah it will!*  but I digress ;-p) would deem me a football idiot! I cannot identify a goalscoring Argentinian from Adam  with the exception of the great Mr Diego Maradona




and my new outside man  Lee.. Oh.. Nell  MESSI!!!!!!!


 This young boy launched a skilled campaign into my heart. First he appears non imposingly enough on my radar in the Barca red & blue. I'm allowed to love him, my mind tells me, after all, he's with Barcelona! I did not know that that was his plan all along. He befriends my true love (represented by Ronaldinho of course) and then stole me from him.
 Or so he taught. I'm on to you Messi! You can't just waltz in here and break up a happy home! I'm already planning to move to Brazil whenever I'm pregnant with my sons. I WILL RESIST YOU! No, I won't your charm is too much for me.I will be a captive audience whilst you whisper sweet nothings in my ear regaling  me with all the goals you will score for me, although I must say that you did not against Nigeria... Maybe it was because I was not watching, I'll do better next time if you promise to also.

I'm giving you fair warning though, Mr Argentina, if the World Cup Finals comes down to a showdown between you and my first love I will be standing behind MY MEN!


Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Poetry- Money

Ok so its the 1st and I didn't get paid. I feel like I'm going crazy which made me think of a poem I wrote a while aback. We all wish at some point in time that we had more money, the question now is how much will we let it control us?




MONEY

Oh you evil beast of burden bearing the world such pain and torment
Masquerading as the saviour as the saint as the solution
But you sanctity is of no valour here
You enshroud us in fear of your absence
Your ensnare us with your arrogance
How dare you decide who lives and who dies
Who is worthy of merit and praise
You FALSE GOD!
You mock us!
And the more you do is the more we need you
The more we crave and desire you
The less we are able to live without you
And we dare not doubt you
You carry such clout
Such esteem
I am sure if you ever took a moment away from your greed
You would beam in pride
That you are the now the primal motivation for the masses
Making us sycophantic vassals
Devoid of original thought because your imagery is everywhere
Well I break free of your snare
And return you to where you should be
You foolish knave
I am the master and you are the slave
You do what I tell you to do
You go where I tell you to go
No longer will you possess the ability to say NO
I will stretch you to you limit till you beg for relief
You will know grief because of me
I will work you so hard will not breathe
Whenever you try to leave I will yank you by your chain
At my feet you will remain
I will be the bane of your existence as you have been the scourge of mine
You imitation of the divine
You will rue the day you ever tried
To control ME!

©Chase

Friday, May 28, 2010

Ky-mani Marley is a SEXY BEAST!

So Ky-mani Marley is the son of the late great Robert Nesta and and table tennis champion Anita Belnavis. I am not about to go into a dissertation about him, I just want to reiterate that he is a SEXY BEAST! Almost as sexy as my future husband (a girl can dream sigh!) his brother Damian. Ladies, enjoy.... Gentlemen... doh hate!



And as an extra bonus a little compilation video (I didn't create it) of the song from the movie One Love also starring Cherine Anderson.



Thursday, May 27, 2010

Steelyhn Biiich Pihks!

So as usual we go to the beach and take more pics than anything else. ;-p

because I'm vain!

and my cuz & I love pics

in s 5 * restaurant whoo!!!!

where you can find d jam sandwich (inside joke)

and bcuz she's gorgeous!

and i'm still vain :-D

and we're idle!

enough to build a "jacuzzi" for the kids

when they're not "swimming" lol

and we're not being more vain

or playin...

our version of football (i got kicked off the team in 5 mins lol)

and d "fellas" drinkin & limin on d corner

while we make Leon feel like a superstar 4 his b'day

and cookie monster shares a loving moment with his mummy

and his Godmummy

and the love of his life

while the jam sandwich

reminisces

about
the cave

and a fabulous day!

Monday, May 24, 2010

The Only Skin Pigmentation That Should Matter Is What's Left By The Electoral Ink!!!!

I am about to leave my house to vote in today's General Election! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!! Ask me not who I am voting for... That's my beeswax! I will simply state that I am voting on issues. That I did my research and am making what I believe is the best decision for me!

What has been disturbing me greatly though is the polarisation that I have been witnessing in terms of the electoral discussion, not because there are two separate options up for selection (The PNM & The People's Partnership) but that the most debated issue in this whole BLASTED election is RACE!!!!!! WDMC!!!!! (To all my non local readers its our version of WTF! Yeah they got me that mad!)


The last time I checked Trinidad and Tobago was a country of vibrant, welcoming, personable, proud and INTELLIGENT people! Why race is a bloody issue in the first place I cannot understand because less than 10% of the damn country is made up of only 1 racial background. Ladies and gentlemen if you are blind, senile or have been living under a rock let me clarify for you. We have successfully "douglarised" the NATION!!!!!

 So you can expunge from your thoughts any kind of racism because if you didn't realise it jackasses you're either talking about your grandparents, your cousins or your grandchildren. We are ONE race the HUMAN race and it's about time we started acting like it.
The only colour that should matter is the maroon/purple whatever colour it turn out to be on your hand when the electoral ink hits your finger when you're finished VOTING!!!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

More Talent in Her Baby Toe Than Most Ppl Ever Will In Their Life!!!


So whenever my eyes need a sensory treat I stalk a friend of mine on Facebook. She's an amazing artist and photographer and her work is just WOW! but don't let me tell you, be the judge for yourself. Check out her page on FB too!.....

http://www.facebook.com/crystal.chase?ref=profile#!/pages/Kalifa-Damani-Photography/22287419312?v=wall&ref=





















I sooo don't want 2 stop sharing maybe i'll make her work a regular blog feature. Oh well enjoy for now. Kalifa hun u ROCK!.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Tomorrow never comes until it's too late

My grandfather died last night. He and my grandmother have been painfully divorced for almost 60 years. I lost touch with him. It's been three years that I've been promising to visit him. I didn't, now he's gone. This is how I feel.....

Sunday, May 2, 2010

A Trini Love Poem

Found this online and had to share....


You are the essence in my mauby
De fish in my fishcakes
I love you love you dearly
You are the lard oil in my bakes.
You are the coconut in my sweetbread
De pigtail in my rice
Just like piece of curry goat head
I will love you till I dead.

You are the sardine in my gravy
The dumplin in my soup
I love you more than gambling
Yes I love you bad fuh true
Like fig leaf around my pastelle
I'll be always close to you
Sweet like sugar in your green tea
I'll do anything for you.

You are the sauce around my Cou Cou
Hot like sweetbread when it done
In my arms I love to hold you
Just like a glass ah rum
I will stick to you like dandruff
Like the corns upon your toes
Like the fat around your belly
I'll be everywhere you go.
Cause you are my black pudding
And I know I am your souse
When you call I will come running
Like when a boar cat see a mouse

Oh my pepper on my pork chop
Sweet like sorrel when it mix
When my hands caress your body
You feel just like a couple-six
You are sweeter than a snowcone
I will give you all I own
You are sweeter than a hambone
Soft and sweet like piece of pone
No one can take me from you
Not in this life or death 

My Trini girl I love you
It's just your mudda ah cant take.




Nas & Jnr Gong are at it again!

Rumor is they're relasing a full collaboration album together!!!!!! If so I CAN'T WAIT!!!